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Sha Hualing: Any ideas this week?

Luo Binghe: I was thinking baby-trapping-

Mobei-Jun: That would require them to have sex with us first

Luo Binghe: Yeah, I realized that roadblock. Should we use a aphrodisiac to help?

Shen Jiu: Been there, tried that. Qi-ge didn't want to 'force' himself onto me. What a gentleman, it makes me sick

Sha Hualing: I still think we should organize their kidnapping and save them ourselves

Luo Binghe: But what if Shizun gets hurt!!

Shen Jiu: And I don't think there are many who are able to kidnap a Peak Lord, much less the leader

Mobei-Jun: ...what if we get kidnapped...

Luo Binghe: I don't-

Mobei-Jun: and also get covered in a aphrodisiac that increases fertility

Sha Hualing: That might be crazy enough to work!

Shen Jiu: Hmm, maybe make up a story on how it's a fuck or die aphrodisiac, and it'll be foolproof

How I dare not to draw mby’s nose ring when I voted for it?

I’ll never get tired of drawing them, like I read fanfics of liushen, zhushen, mushen, etc. and fanfics like this make fall in love again with bingqiu or in this case bingyuan.

And BONUS

It was supposed to be mbz and mobei dad, but mbz looks just like mby, anyways if you have read the fic you know of what scene I’m talking about

One day Shang Qinghua comes across SQQ and TLJ in a heated discussion and he decides to listen in just in case he needs to make a run for it. He overhears a story that SQQ is narrating that sounds quite familiar, as he listens further, a realisation dawns on him. Cucumber bro is explaining the plot of The Lego Movie to tlj.

Yue Qingyuan: “my disciples :)”

Shen Qingqiu (Jiu): “the hellions”

Shen Qingqiu (Yuan): “my ducklings/buns/kids/babies”

Wei Qingwei: “my evil army of minions”

Shang Qinghua (original): “my students 😑”

Shang Qinghua (Xiang Fei): “my horrible children”

Qi Qingqi: “my girls”

Liu Qingge: “my brats”

shen yuan - binghe hate fics

luo binghe - liushen

luo bingge - any au that doesnt involve the washerwoman raising him

shen jiu - anything bingjiu

yue qingyuan - shen jiu doesnt get a happy ending

liu qingge - demon liu qingge aus

shang qinghua, liu mingyan, tianlang jun - nothing, they can stand any trash

ning yingying - groomer shen yuan

mu qingfang - medical inaccuracy

mobei jun - literally any perspective of his relationship with qinghua other than his own

I was a year above most of them at school so they threw a "goodbye" murder mystery for me just before graduation, and about 2/3 of the way through the game we all realized that everyone had at least attempted to kill the victim. The game then shifted from "whodunnit" to "who succeeded in dunninit" which we all felt was not only super fun but above the usual level of narrative complexity for those games.

Grace: The fact that I have managed to end up in a relationship is really testament to Simon’s patience.

Rocky: Grace mate is a moronsexual statement.

Grace: Please don't call my mate a moron :(

not because he's a baby a la classic man cold

but because he will AGGRESSIVELY try to pretend he is not sick

he is trying to gaslight others but ALSO himself

he has a gold medal immune system thank you he did NOT get taken down by ill pikeling spreading Elementary School Plague to him

not happening

as an itty bitty he lied so he wouldn't have to skip hockey, and that has NOT changed as an adult

his true toxic trait is that he WILL be typhoid mary in that locker room if it means he doesn't have to stay home and miss playing

like. no one else on the team understands Hollander Illness Behavior yet, so they're teasing ilya about being overprotective because shane is SO underplaying it and meanwhile ilya is just, "no, i am so fucking serious. get a medic and then call an ambulance."

and shane who is barely on this realm of existence and about 0.2 seconds from having Involuntary Floor Time is just, "don't worry :) i'll just take an advil or something :)"