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the first thing u need to understand about athletes is that they are cringe losers bc they skipped school in hopes of never having to work a real job. the second thing you need to understand abt athletes is that they are first and foremost workers whose years of lucrative labour are capped by the very real limit that the strain of that selfsame work puts on their bodies which means they retire at an age before most people's careers even really take off and are expected to get by for the rest of their lives on the money they earned those few years. the third thing you need to understand is that they want to fuck their coworker.

do you guys remember when we googled something and we would get results that were actually related to the things we searched

me when i engage with something that i know is gonna piss me off: wow that pissed me off

do you know what we don't talk about often enough? there is no physically comfortable posture in which to read a book