Professional Bloodhound Enthusiast

Guy writing professor/student porn because it's their kink, but repeatedly emphasizing that the student went to uni late and is a freshman at 37, because age gaps are problematic

Guy whose kink is murky power differentials writing about an older student with a younger professor and adding increasingly complex factors as the plot progresses until the student was actually the professor's prior supervisor and also the professor is the student's father in law

You can heap responsibility for the fate of the universe on a teenage girl

i just realized the only 2 options arent "make someone angry" or "do what they want"

being in love is like you learn theres other reactions people have besides angry or not angry

love when its safe

Girls will scuttle around under leaf litter and prefer cool and damp environments

Ah fuck I was thinking about woodlice again.

Shit that's woodlice again.

*pulls up in my 2006 Toyota Tacoma* hey guys you know what they always say *leans on my fucking horn*

Dogs are machines that turn normal toys into wet yucky toys

smuggling a bladeless knife with no handle through airport security

chose a hill but i won't die on it. feel free to come and be killed on my hill

the nine most terrifying words in the english language: moonbeast on the loose, ice cream has gone extinct

smoking the shit that made jay see pennies

you want a hit off this? *hands you a spider*