sweets & treats

I wish everyone would stop seeing men/masculine as the default

Y'all think "dude", "bro", "guy", and even "man", are gender neutral because you view man/masculine as the default human.

ooh so you like my blog? name five of my fetishes

get a room. ok now get another room. now a few more. now add a roof and a door. yay house yay

i just unzip my cloaca and let the posts gush out of me

I think instrumence should be free for those who are pure of heart

u should be able to put ur hand down and let the instrument sniff u and if it smells a beautiful quality in ur heart and spirit that's ur instrument now. stray tumpet follow you home.. bwaa

well i'll just go ahead and get it out of the way : good morning. i know that's what you sick tuesday freaks want to hear..........

save me ! save me !

Look, you're not getting out my tower that easily. You may as well just settle down!!!!

save me ! save me ! oh wont someone save me !

when she asks you to treat her like a plushie so you pour milk onto her and suck it back out and she's sopping wet all the time and you throw her at the wall and she makes a loud thud

i love when people reblog from me because then it says my name on their blogs so basically i'm spreading my spores

absolute decadence