sweets & treats

save me ! save me !

Look, you're not getting out my tower that easily. You may as well just settle down!!!!

save me ! save me ! oh wont someone save me !

when she asks you to treat her like a plushie so you pour milk onto her and suck it back out and she's sopping wet all the time and you throw her at the wall and she makes a loud thud

i love when people reblog from me because then it says my name on their blogs so basically i'm spreading my spores

absolute decadence

this reads like it was submitted to a local newspaper in the early 1900s

Planet Suckulon 5 has declared war on Earth

I am going to say something controversial

Hornet is the Shadow the Hedgehog of Hollow Knight

- emotionally tortured rival character to more mellow main character who looks similar but more red and pointy - beats the snot out of main character multiple times to prove a point - actually a hero at heart, just really determined to let her fists do the talking always and never show weakness - murder is usually the solution - attacking children also ok - not too keen on godlike monster dad's way of doing things - did get some really sick powers from monster dad though - immortal or at least super long lived - unfortunately forever pocket sized, it seems - eventually got her own game - everyone in the world thinks she's so cool. and they're right