Collisions

Kid number 45: Mom, the others and I talked about it and... you need to stop having kids as a coping mechanism.

Ragatha: *stops knitting* Oh dear, that's not the (main) reason why you have so many siblings.

KN45: Then what is it?

Ragatha: Let's just say… Caine is really, REALLY fond of his branding

Scene 2 Jax: Heh, that new girl is kinda cool.

Ragatha: :(

Jax: *notices, ears perk up* awwwww, is someone jealous :)?

Ragatha: I-I

Jax: Honey, *grabs her by her hands* you have nothing to worry about, you are my one and only.

Ragatha: :)

Jax: Besides, if we broke up, the child support alone would bankrupt me! ;Ð

And that's why Jax has been sleeping on the couch for the past week.

Scene 3

1st time they announced they were expecting

Kinger: Dear god! I am going to be a grandfather!

Caine: Congratulations!

10th time they announced they were expecting

Kinger: Yaaaaay!

Caine: AGAIN!? DON'T YOU PEOPLE EVER SLEEP!?

Scene 4

Pomni, thinking for herself: When Ragatha apologized in advance because she and Jax would be responsible for my future "lack of sleep"

*Muffled sounds of baby rabbits screaming*

This is followed by a series of replies and tags which read as follows…

#i hug them straight on so my boobs can establish dominance

#i prefer head on like a car crash. make the boobies kiss

we could be doing this with balls, no homo even

#i’m usually taller so I press mine above and get a tiddie shelf

My wife calls it “Titris”

it’s called titrus thanks

I have trouble reading between the lines and picking up on implicit information? Actually, I’ve learned the importance of giving and receiving precise, specific instructions in order to avoid time consuming miscommunications.

I’m easily bored with only one task? Actually, I have a curious mind and thrive in places with a wide range of tasks as I prefer dynamic environments where I can contribute to many projects.

I have trouble with white lies that are merely social niceties? Actually, I prioritize a transparent work environment where we can tackle issues head-on.