Owlgeek Girlfailure

This comment was left on a post about making the most of the Libby app. "Excessive use of generous lending policies" is the most absurd phrase I've ever seen anyone use to discuss libraries.

evergreen

So I am going to see if they really are playing it for 5 hours

10 minutes in. No breaks from looping yet

about half an hour in. I have been staring at what appears to be the child of Jack Frost and Edward Cullen wondering just how is he able to move in the cold if his body is dead

It is only 40 minutes in, and I can’t tell if I am immune to the music, or if my brain has stuck it as background noise

2) This song’s going get stuck inside Joe

I have now found that even if I mute it I can still hear the song on point to the video

I have made a mistake. I paused the music for like one second. So the music that I hear now is clashing with the pace of the music I heard before

“THIS SONG’S BURN AGAIN STUCK INSIDE JOE”

almost 2 hours of watching a lego blob’s deep shoulder action. how does she do it? I will never know

I keep forgetting that I clicked on a different video to begin with. Like every minute I remember that this was an ad, then I just forget again

Is it possible for your ears to feel numb?

I can’t think anymore it took me 10 minutes to figure out that this was the half way point of 5 hours

it’s true. Hell is a skrillex concert with no bass drop

I’m losing track over what thread to use. I need to talk out loud to write or I would be writing the song

I can time my blinks so every time I open my eyes I see the same scene over and over and over and over and over and over and over and

i need to FEED

this is how the CIA tortures people i hope you know this

Everything I know is a goddamn lie. This movie this hellsite everything why do I even exist

I am almost done with this nightmare. God I am so afriad I can’t remember what silence sounds like

I am going to find the man that greenlit this piece of shit and shove legos down their throat

I hate this movie so much

IM SO FUCKIN CLOSE I,M SO FUCKING CLOSE

…….i need a nap I need to just be absorbed into the void and hope that I can succumb to the darkness and not dream of legos

hilarious context

toby, preparing to drop chapter 6 chapter 1:

Awhoahh idid not know this

we aint putting that on the chart, chief

yes the fuck you are if you have any respect for its inventor

OKAY FINE JESUS

tags like this remind me that this is the only social media site where I'll ever truly belong

"We used to be a paid service without ads, but now we're putting ads in it! If you want the ad-free version you have to pay more for preeeeemium": Fuck you fuck you fuck you