Do Not Disturb the Damage Maker

Cutting off her arms so she would revert to a harmless garden snake

Having our Druid morph into a mongoose and fight her, like nature intended

✨ 𝒜𝓃𝑔𝓇𝓎  ✨

DM: You walk into this small-looking tavern, in which there are a mass of brazen strangers pushing to the front where a disgruntled owner sits on a stool. The owner is a creature unrecognizable to you, and in front of her sits a dull gray orb seemingly made of glass. What do you do?

BARBARIAN: I push past the crowd and go to the owner.

DM: She looks at you and snorts, then asks in a rough voice, “did you come here for somethin’ or what?”

Me: so they basically tell you “thank you, but please leave”

Player: Wow, i thought they’d call fhe police on us or make us pay for the damages.

Dice Sets

Dice Critters on Etsy

1. What was the first race you ever played as?

2. What was the first class you ever played as?

3. Have you ever been dungeon master?

4. How many times have you been dungeon master?

5. What is your favorite race?

6. What is your favorite class?

7. When was the last time you played d&d?

8. Do you prefer theater of the mind or minis and grids?

9. What is the funniest thing anyone has ever said in a d&d session you’ve played in?

10. What is the most annoying thing that has happened during a d&d session you’ve played in?

11. What is your favorite edition of d&d?

12. What is your favorite 5e book?

13. How many d&d characters have you made?

14. What is the longest d&d campaign you have ever been part of?

15. What is your favorite weapon?

16. What is your favorite spell?

17. What is your favorite armor?

18. What level do you usually start your players at?

19.What level do you as a player prefer to start as?

20. Do you like to play in big or small groups?

-Our DnD clubs DM on the last meeting, in which everyone died because our kleptomaniac rouge liked spoons way to much.