Earlham College Classics

The myth of Achilles, but instead of holding him by the heel, Thetis sumberges him fully so that Achilles is completely invulnerable and Thetis has one invulnerable hand.

She only needs one oven mitt when taking cookies out of the oven.

what

Welcome to Judaism. Our most sacred of documents doesn’t ever really bring up the concept of an afterlife, but while you’re here, please enjoy this excerpt of the text which mentions pomegranates no less than six (6) times.

“we don’t really know what happens when we die, but we know for a fact that pomegranates are delicious so let’s expand on that”

What the actual fuck?

everyone look at this website highlighting marginalized voices in classics

FOLKS

throwback to the time my classics professor asked “does anyone know who sappho is?” and i immediately replied “she’s the OG lesbian” and my professor yelled “EXACTLY” and wrote the OG lesbian on the whiteboard

the real question is how the fuck did persephone only manage to eat 6 pomegranate seeds. theyre like the fucking cocaine of fruit you cant eat just 6 singular seeds you have to pop handfuls upon handfuls into ur mouth at rapid speeds and then get sad cause you spent half an hour getting them out of the pomegranate and ate all of them in 5 minutes

are you ok

pomy granite