DMP Employee of the Month

william pratt wasn't even a nerd man he was a total idiot and we know nothing of his hobbies aside from being a wimpy baby, hanging out with his mom, and being in love with women. and that's all that spike does in the rest of the show so

I cheat at the casino by secretly not having an attachment to material wealth

"slut era" i say as i rot and decay in my bedroom and watch the years pass me by as i miss out on core experiences other people my age are having while i think about the past

having a crush is wrong and isn’t natural

is that woman character actually “not well written” or are you just not paying attention to her. is that woman character actually “less interesting” or do you just not care about her.

t shirt that says I PUT A NORMAL AMOUNT OF THOUGHT INTO STUFF

every time any highly-regarded artist turns out to be a complete piece of shit a hundred people come out of the woodworks just to say they never liked them/found their work very overrated. omg bestie your sense of aesthetics has suchhhhh a good morality and prediction skills 😍 do you want a little kissy on you forehead.

It's really important when you're at work to go out there and really give it your 60%. Maybe 35%.