Krakens Abiding

unrestrained autumn fun

setheris and chenelo had an extremely similar thing happen to them both (bundled off to fuck-off nowhere with almost no hope of seeing your family again, responsible for a child who is emblematic of your suffering and ruined life at varenechibel's hands) but the middle aged lawyer, given a perfectly well behaved child of eight to tutor, comes off as a massive weakshit baby about it compared to the post-partum teenage girl that was handling a newborn alone. we know maia was pliant and polite as a kid because osmerrem danivaran said so, so it's not even as if setheris was given anything very hard to do. because chenelo had already done all the actual totally unforgiving hard work, and still died so beloved by her son that 80% of maia's decision making was still influenced by her ten years later. setheris would have had the easiest job in the world to get maia to like him or at least tolerate him, but, what, he instantly started abusing him coz he was the only tangible and close at hand bit of varenechibel he could ever get any sort of revenge on? selfish twat and utterly lacking any kind of fortitude or perspective. chenelo should smash him with hammers

Migraines are literally the stupidest thing in human evolution. "Oh no, we're experiencing too much Thing! Better send a rail spike through the skull and blind ourselves about it" like c'mon, man

hey me and some mutuals are working on a really cool project together this month. a week from Saturday actually. yeah on the Ides haha. anyway can we borrow like, a lot of knives. like maybe 23 knives. k thanks

I don't want my cellphone to have AI I want it to have 3 days of battery time. I don't want my computer to have AI preinstalled I want it to have seven usb ports and high ram at affordable price. I don't want my games to have AI built levels I want them to be so optimized I could run them on a nokia.

I mean you could write a haiku. Those work sometimes. Haikus are hard though.

i think 'I trust you with my life but not your own' as a trope is one of the ones that can always fuck me up no matter what

THIS IS AWFUL I’M NOT EVEN THAT BUSTY AND THIS IS MY EVERYDAY LIFE SCREW U BOOBS

I thought balls were bad but this post made me realizer girls how do you even live with dumbbells growing out of your chest obstructing everything girls are strong and not to be messed with

See this guy gets it!

official boob post

Very important to have friends who enjoy media you don’t personally enjoy, both because having friends with varying interests can help you understand why someone might enjoy something even if it’s not your cup of tea which can help build empathy skills and also because there’s nothing more fun then being able to explain the plots of your respective obsessions to each other and have the other respond with “what the fuck”