don’t worry, you’re still in the “early life” part of your wikipedia page

#this is the positive version of this post #it is friendly and brings luck

reblog to declare yourself emperor

Ok but like why

Because he is powerful

After the clown war, humanity was broken, but one person rose from the ashes, taught us to fight back, taught us we could beat the clowns....

I’m really glad that we as a society haven’t grown tired of seeing Keira Knightley in period clothing

1 am. im throwing rocks against gods window. she opens. I tell her “you fucked up with vampires. they should be real.” she politely reinverts every atom in my body, thusly undefining me and beginning anew with a fresh physical form. im a hamster now. my opinion does not change.

*wakes up feeling ugly* oh god I have to be funny today

Me, on my deathbed: wtf….Why did they cancel Victorious

“Bone fuck my Ray Romano BluRay”