An Unnamed Girl

I love this video so much it brings me so much joy every time it crosses my dash again

pop health science is so annoying bc it'll be like "did you know? eating strawberries will give you mega cancer" and you're like pfft whatever begone influencer. but sometimes then you'll see a reasonably credible article like "Study Shows Possible Link Between Strawberries and Mega Cancer" and you're not usually the type to follow that kind of thing religiously but idk maybe you should consider not eating strawberries? but then there's another article saying "Strawberry/Mega Cancer Study Debunked" and it turns out the original study had a sample size of 3 and was funded by Big Blueberry, and strawberries may have a small connection to mega cancer but only if you are genetically predisposed to mega cancer and eat 50 strawberries every day. so you return to your strawberry eating life. but whenever you eat strawberries in public someone tells you about the mega cancer.

it's so hardcover –> we're so paperback

this post is making me pronounce hardcover in a way i never considered

listening to a man break up with his partner on the train and the first sentence I heard was "I just don't appreciate you cheating on me six different times, once with my own father."

my fundamental view of the world is that romantic attraction doesn’t actually exist and far more interesting explanations are in play

I asked her to elaborate on this and she just said “no” and broke

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[on the phone] “Yeah the tarot reader turned over a card and it was an old woman slowly dying in a house fire. Then the next one was the Heavy from TF2. … No, Red. Is that bad?”

She drinks red bull I drink monster she's cheer captain and i am a lobster

working with kids and one of them says “you know you eat 8 spiders a night on average right?” and another goes “no no no those statistics are actually skewed by people who like eat spiders recreationally for fun and stuff” and my head snapped up like a fucking sleeper agent

“Even a slightly increased possibility of summoning rain is still an ability to summon rain” is such a good point

what a beautiful time of year everyone is growing veegtables for me spacifically, one problem though you need to make fences shorter im sure its a mistake but i cant reach some of them

hello imptortant message from deer youyr doing it agen. i cant eet the vegbals you are growing for me like this

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