sorry for not answering messages for three thousand years i have. Stew. in place of a brain. you know how it is

giving unread book back to the library makes me feel like i should be shot

The fact that some people say things like this while other people think it’s totally fine to starve children is something that really should be talked about more.

period i am against that for sure

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

literally what would we do without gif makers thank you gif makers THANK YOU GIFMAKERS i love nothing more than to watch a tiny moment of a scene loop over and over and over the world is so beautiful

im going to fix my entire life

When?

Like Um. later

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

don't attribute to stupidity what a man absolutely did out of malice

your email means nothing to me

men come and go but x reader fic is forever

nobody has been there for me like the ‘x reader’ tag has been there for me