Heart of Gold|Stardust Soul

It's so nice being on tumblr because you don't even have to make your own post but people would still follow you anyways if you're good at rebloging posts they like

football is so funny. hey bro do u want to wear my sweaty shirt. it's a gift bro I just want to see you with my name on your back. yeah I've been running around in it for 90 minutes please smell my sweat when you wear my shirt bro.

Official ominous sign(s)

I’m so pro abortion I feel insane hearing any other take on it

Even lefties I know will eventually concede to some situation where they think it’s right to force someone to carry a child against their will as if that’s not one of the most inhumane and cruel situations to put someone in regardless of any other factors

if you unfollow me can you let me know what the last straw was I won't improve I just wanna know

i think we need to update the “sure he understands leftist theory but does he do the dishes” to “but does he believe assault victims”

Maybe it will happen today.

wtf are borders anyway. like yeah u were born on this beautiful earth buuuuut 😊 u cant go here. or here either

buy all the refs you want but at the end of the day you can't beat good old pussy powered football

I hope fifty good things happen to you within the next 30 seconds. I love you so much