Heart of Gold|Stardust Soul

if i were a beta in the omegaverse i'd be so mad watching my coworkers get paid heat/rut leave while i get nothing. it's like when your fuckass coworker gets to take a cigarette break nid-shift and come back smelling bad but instead they get to go home and fuck nasty for a week because they made the choice not to take suppressants meanwhile i have to stay in the office running spreadsheets with debra whose scent patches don't do anything to hide the smell of mothballs or the alpha from marketing she's cheating on her husband with

a bee scored :)

oh no

I mean oh yeah good for schlotti

when you think it can't get worse, that guy scores.

sub in baumann

the football gods said it's 🌈 pride month we'll neutralise that transphobic goal

[delusional sports fan voice] but what if something really good happens this time……….

[shocked & teary sports fan voice] something really good just happened