Lambert implying after decades of Voltehre's death that killing Old Speartip was to avenge his childhood friend explains why he reacts so strongly when Geralt stops him from killing Karadin

Adding "you would be friends with Hitler if he liked vocaloid" to that same list as "y'all would fuck a fence if it was white"

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

today i overheard a girl say "no, f*ck that. i will be lovely to everyone. maybe some people will remember they have a heart."

"I asked it but it said no so the mystery is still unsolved" how have you survived to adulthood?

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

you’ are biased against my skull

i’m not having this argument again man

men and women are literally the same but unfortunately everyone's crazy so we are forced to pretend they're different in some ways.

mice are having sex in my walls :(

never thought i'd get accused of faking having a mice infestation for tumblr clout and yet here we are

you fucked those mice yourself

I fucked those mice myself

@mousegirlheart

per my last desperate howl at the heavens,

Everyone say thank you black women