incorrect pjo quotes

thalia: i’m a misandrist

annabeth: i like pink pony club even though it isn’t relatable to me

percy: we are not mad, we’re just disappointed

annabeth, holding a kettle: coffee or tea?

annabeth: why are you laughing?

percy: i’m totally useless

poseidon, attempting small talk: so what do you do for a living?

grover: everyone always says that drinking numbs the pain, so why isn’t it working?

percy: this is tied for most terrifying day of my life

percy: that’s why we needed to get an expert

percy: if i say yes am i joining a cult?

percy: it’s nice to be wanted, you know?

percy: i have a plan

annabeth: any idiot would know that

percy: do you have any shaving cream?

*percy is casually searching around the room*

percy: i have an idea