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Whether you can leave emoji reacts in the groupchat

Whether you can leave regular messages in the groupchat

Whether you can HAVE a groupchat

Whether you can have Electronic Devices

I vaguely recall at some point being taught about the "terrier test", where you can determine whether a mixed dog that's part terrier breed counts as a terrier, or whether a whole breed you're unfamiliar with are terriers or not. You hould up a rope toy or something similar that the dog can safely and comfortably bite into, at your own shoulder level.

To the Person Who Asked If I Was OK

Jazz: Wow, haven't heard that sentence since we all moved out from home.

Dan: It has been missed

Dani: What's going on Danny?

Danny: First of all I want to thank you for coming to the meeting, as per the charder of our organization, I have provided substance in the form of pizza and soda.

Dan already eating: Much obliged.

Danny: Second of all, I done goofed.

Jazz: How big of a goof?

Danny: So big they could make a triple movie comfy series out of it.

Dani horrified whisper: That's a big goof.

Jazz: Explain what happened.

Danny: Okay, so remember how Mom and Dad sent out that email about clearing some storage space, and we had to call dibs on their inventions before the others did?

Dan: Yeah, I got the Fenton Specto-Messager and the Fenton-auto Coffe maker.

Dani: You only got it because you were awake at 1 am like the unemployed bum you are.

Dan: I'm self-employed!

Danny: Anyway, I got the Fenton Ghost Catcher. I wanted to use it to split myself and catch up on work. I figured now that I'm older, I would have a better understanding of my psych so the spilt would be more balanced. I was right! The only problem was I was too right.

Jazz: What does that mean?

Danny: The split made two perfect copies of me, Phantom and Fenton, without one having different personalities. They went about thier own lives for a week and then when we reunite our memories mixed. It turns out I may have done a lot during that week.

Dan: What you do? A crime?

Danny: Fenton got married to a hero. Phantom got married to some random civilian.

Dan: Oh, shoot. You should have committed a crime instead. Please don't tell me Phantom did a Soul Marriage.

Danny sadly: He did.

Jazz: Whats a Soul Marriage?

Dani: You know the phrase "until death do us part"? That is voided in a Soul Marriage- life or death can't come between them. They become soulmates and meet in every life, no matter how many reincarnations there are. Also, they can have offspring regardless of thier gender and species.

Jazz: Whoa. So who are the lucky men?

Danny: Red Robin and Tim Drake.

Dani: Daaaaaannnmmm. I didn't know you had game.

Danny: I didn't either but apparently I do. To much of it! What am I going to do!?

Meanwhile in the Batcave:

Dick: What do you mean you married two different men!?

Tim: It doesn't count, because I married them a Civilian and Cape

Steph:

cop

member of any branch of the military (often combined with some of these other jobs)

‘polite family man’

truck driver

nurse (gerontology and neonatal specialties especially)

construction/contracting

doctor (gerontology and surgical specialties especially)

anything in the animal agriculture field (particularly pig farming)

preacher (Protestant evangelical especially)

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“Nobody:

Girls that bullied goth kids in high school:”