i'm tired

i really like how the milkman exists as an entirely fossilized character who now serves no purpose other than to fuck people's wives for the punchline

we seriously need to do more to let people know about the dangers of sisy hypno i watched just one video and im still pushing this damn rock

im going scaly mode

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

oh this is my post

there's like a thousand ways for a shower to work and you wouldn't even imagine half of them until you have to take a shower at a new place

we need to find the beating heart of The Job Market and we need to plunge a holy gleaming blade into it. its the only way to be free

like i’m picturing him being really careful and looking at it and carrying it exactly like this while walking or riding through the woods and across rivers and up mountains and through valleys and he doesn’t drop it even once except at the very end where he tidily drops it into the volcano. frodo sam and the crew and even gollum wholly undisturbed. sauron can’t find him bc of the meditative aura surrounding him which is generated by his immense focus on not dropping it

World's most tense egg and spoon race

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