Elias Bouchard Stole My Chicken Nuggets

Ceaseless watcher turn your gaze upon this fuckin thing

Ceaseless watcher you seeing this shit?

Ceaseless watcher this shit’s fucking wild

Ceaseless watcher get a load of this

Ceaseless watcher clip that

ceaseless watcher look over at that but like don't make it obvious

inside me there are two lungs. and one liver. one stomach. a few meters of intestine. there's a lot inside me actually

The Flesh

I Lied to you. We aren’t having sex, put your clothes back on. It’s time for me to explain to you the entire plot the Magnus archives and tell you which fear entity you would serve.

They really were on another plane of existence when they made Martin Blackwood. Truly the character of all time

He's queer. He's fat. He writes bad poetry. He has no degree and lies his way into a job he has no qualifications for. He manages to succeed at said job for 7 years with no one noticing anything. He has a crush on his boss who wishes he would die on a daily basis. He makes said boss fall in love with him AND elope with him to another country. He will openly tell you any emotion he is feeling at any time and you will never learn a single thing about his personal life. He watches his boyfriend kill someone and goes "huh, that was hot" and then encourages him to do it again. He had mommy issues. He has daddy issues. His suggestions for improvements of his workplace include "less murder" and "fire." His first instinct at encountering the guy who woke his boyfriend up from a coma is to kill him. He has no middle name. His one unambiguous description is that he's "not cool." He regularly fantasizes about murdering his other boss and making out with his boyfriend over his corpse. How does anyone else ever compare

@entities-of-posts.

The Lonely

Winston

Winston

I’m just impressed that, in an environment where weight and available resources are so carefully accounted for, people still find windows to pull bullshit like this.

@entities-of-posts The Stranger???

Seconded

#op theres a theatricality to this i truly think rivals the pure anger of the leitner rant #this isnt even to mention how he 'ur mom'd martin so hard he was arrested for it #and how the other militant lesbian (hes collecting them) that he ghoul-hired is trying to kill him in increasingly blatant ways #and he watches her shitty youtuber ghost hunt videos #the first man to mother (gothel) (via @anthroposeen)

in the magnused archives. straight up “recording it”. and by “it”. haha. well. let’s justr say. My staetments.

listening to wtnv in 2024 makes me understand immediately why tumblr over a decade ago thought this shit was the coolest thing ever. it casually but flawlessly parodies the us surveillance state, ultra-militarized police forces, inane human resource bureaucracies and the blasé of the suburban middle class all within the span of three episodes with a very tongue in cheek slice of life format that doesn’t sound possible on paper but is executed absolutely absurdly well

Thinking about how red marble stone look way too much like meat

this geels like it's too tame to be an @entities-of-posts thing but just in case .. the flesh?

Seconded

I have seen this on every social media site and folks- if your home is damp enough to get full fruity flushes of oyster mushrooms (from stray spores from a grow bag batch), they are the LEAST of your worries. You know what doesn’t produce highly visible fruiting bodies? Most molds. And wood rot. Go ahead and grow them indoors, because they’re a canary in the coal mine if they start fruiting anywhere.

^ the above reblog right here!!! People in the notes saying "don't do this!!!" Are missing the part where people are not deliberately growing Oyster Mushrooms all over their apartment, but that the stray spores from Mushroom Growing Kits are revealing systemic dampness problems that Landlords cannot dismiss and forces them to take action.

you should grow oyster mushrooms, so if they start growing out of your walls, you will know that your walls are probably full of mold as well.

@entities-of-posts

The Corruption