At Peace With Yourself? You Will Be.

look at my orb boy

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

Under my wizard's robe theres just not any thing at all

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

I love this post

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch

the phantom of the opera and the hunchback of notre dame? opposite ends of same spectrum 

And beauty and beast falls somewhere in the middle

someone do a graph

This is the science I’m here for

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

hey staff what the fuck

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

There is a surprising amount of femdom and unapologetically horny women in Arthurian legend, while I understand this is because women were viewed as the more lascivious sex in the Medieval era, it is actually highly entertaining and (at times) refreshing to read in comparison to later literature and modern depictions of Medieval women as modest and chaste creatures with no agency. There will be a female character in a story who just wants to get her rocks off and is willing to do pretty much anything to get dicked down but she’s not framed as the villainess, just a horny. A temptress, yes, but not inherently ignoble or dirty for her sexual wants. The Vulgate Cycle is far more open about the sexual escapades of the characters than literary classics of the 19th century.

The Castle of Maidens, a castle full of sorceresses or fairies in the form of young women who do not age and lure in knights and trap them there for their pleasure is genuinely a reoccurring motif in Arthurian literature and Celtic literature as a whole. The funniest part of Monty Python and the Holy Grail to me is that it is more accurate to Arthurian legend than most serious adaptions and is full of fun Arthuriana nerd Easter eggs.