✨️it's the fluroscents✨️

Mr Darcy walking into the room, seeing the entire Bennet family in there, and promptly walking back out is so fucking funny

And no, I'm not being intolerant, you're being a shitwit.

I drink two cups of coffee per day not because I have an addiction, but because my body has adapted to the presence of caffeine enough that its absence causes mild but unpleasant side effects.

I dusted the TV stand not because it was dusty but because it was covered in fine particulate matter that settled from the air.

I reblogged this post not because I liked it and wanted to share it, but because reading it elicited a pleasant sensation that I felt would be appreciated by others

i literally cannot convey how long i fucking laughed after i realized that boobytrap backwards is partyboob

i really hope that this does not end up being the text post that defines my entire tumblr career

Deleting a zero note post to transform it from a flop post into lost media.