That was very stupid.

Im like if an unemployed person had a job

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

We need to start sexualizing the janitor's jumpsuit as the butch equivalent of the maid's uniform

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

You know I turned on the sound just to help me understand what was going on and I guess it was exactly what it looked like.

Ooh! Spot the industrial safety device! The worker has to press a 'stab the cheese' button with both hands. This is because if they're doing that, neither of their hands can be within the cheese stabbing zone.

This cheese is being stabbed safely

That makes her the bossman of the customers what's confusing

men in pain in front of me is like try not to laugh or grin challenge level impossible

Mutuals can unscrew my panels and see my terrible cable management