art thou nasty?

I understand some of you are 19 but that is not an old man, he's 32.

pov wei ying

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

I MISS THE HEADPHONE JACK FUCK YOU!!!!!!

in chess the queens can kill each other which is toxic yuri and the kings can never get within a square of each other which is doomed yaoi

Holy shit wtf how are people just ignoring this?! This is a REAL PICTURE of an EXTRA TERRESTRIAL

I’m not gonna lie very little has been going according to keikaku these days