Ink Blots and Band-aids

What if I like big booby titty bouncy?

We’ve got an itinerant cheese-selling woman who comes into town every Friday morning to sell the cheeses she purchases from local farms, and I like this old-fashioned way of buying cheese (other people, like the mayor, find it mortifying that our village is too small to support its own cheese shop). She stations herself in the plaza and likes to share news about the farms and villages she’s visited this week (at the moment we get a lot of baby animal news, like new calf announcements.) She has the unfortunate habit of denigrating her own cheeses without meaning to because she is a cheese perfectionist. You ask for a bleu, she grimaces hesitantly and says “Ah, poor choice, it doesn’t look quite right to me today”; or you tell her “I really liked the brie I picked last time, so creamy!” and she shakes her head and goes “Ah, you got lucky, often that farmer gives me such shitty brie with a chaulky texture—” then she suddenly looks frustrated with herself, you can tell she’s thinking “why am I giving this information to a client?? I’m the worst cheese saleswoman ever.” It’s very endearing. 

This is SO WHOLESOME but how could you leave out this other part of the story??

ok but if bruce wayne somehow came upon zuko fresh out of banishment he would lose his mind.

Zuko: Do you mind if I wear this blue demon mask?

*Zuko fighting the Joker*

I’m still stuck at the “batman has adoption papers in his utility belt”.

Okay, but you’re missing the best part of this.

iroh: once, i told zuko that he needs to work on his inter turmoil. he screamed at me that he had no such inner turmoil, and then proceeded to go to a cliff during a thunderstorm to scream at God to strike him with lightning

I see your "Alfred and Iroh as tea bros" and raise you "Alfred and Iroh as tea rivals"

hey bruce spent a lot of his bat-study abroad in the far east and has kind of a weeb weapon collection so proposal, what if Bruce appreciates Iroh’s tea

Wait a minute. Batman and Zuko have the same arch-nemesis.

Saw the last comment and my brain would not rest until it happened

boba, who did not grow up hearing traditional mandalorian chivalric romances: i have never sworn allegiance to anyone but i owe a debt of service to you and i will fulfil it no matter what