not a mad scientist

Kitties dont relly have Breeds like doggies do but they have special types like Weird Baby, Angry Head, Sleeper Fatty, Yappy Meower, Orange, Sweetie Playful, and The Creep. If you collect them all, well. You will probably have too many kitties.

Wow this is actually a perfect drawing of some of the types of kitties. Thank you

[id: a small drawing of all the named cats in order. There’s a very small and shapeless brown cat, a red cat with a face that looks like Deadpool, a calico shaped like a loaf of bread that’s sleeping, a spiky grey cat with its mouth wide open, a regular looking orange tabby, a white cat with big eyes playing with a ball of yarn, and a black cat with all its limbs elongated. /end id]

How do I explain Plato's allegory of the cave to my cat?

What's gayer: being gay, or whatever the fuck Elphaba, Glinda, and Fiyero have going on?

okay i know the point of contrasting glinda walking down the aisle to elphaba walking through the cages of Animals was probably a "lies in the light truth in the darkness" thing but there's a read of that choice that implies that, deep down, glinda finds heterosexual marriage as horrifying as elphaba finds Animals in cages, and that's just very, very funny

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

I overheard my 14-yo say (while petting her cat), "you raw piece of corn. You unplugged toaster. The plate is spinning, but the light isn't on."