That Disney Bitch

a really little animated black cat with giant eyes and no other discernible features

That’s just how black cats be

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Moving house tomorrow

Be careful, I've heard they're heavy

Me and my friend quote this to each other all the time LOL

funny story i know this guy who at the adventurous age of 12 and fruitfully in more ways than one tried sucking his own dick until he at a terminal moment got a sudden sharp and excruciating pain in his back that caused him to flop violently horizontal on his bed and conclude that he couldn't move. he then spent the next half an hour crying about his impending lifetime of quadraplegia and trying to concoct a plausible story for how he broke his back naked in bed and covered in cum. then i calmed down and realized i could in fact move

i mean he

just because you’re procrastinating doesn’t mean you’re not writing… you’re just writing the imaginary novel in your head where you’re productive and have it all figured out.

yeah okay ill reblog that

Kitty!... long leg kitty!.. uh, creechur?... OUPPY

I WAS NOT FUCKING PREPARED

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