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marriage headcanons — eijirou kirishima (timeskip)

𑜷 fem!chubby!reader / art : stormcallart / same au as this

⁀ ˳ ⟡ eijirou whose skin gets incredibly dry due to his quirk. his wife helps lather him in lotion once he gets home after patrol. she uses shea butter on days when his skin is especially dry due to using his quirk for extended periods of time.

⁀ ˳ ⟡ eijirou who has stretch marks on his biceps, chest, thighs, and hips due to how often he works out and how much muscle he has gained. he has worked out at least five days a week since freshmen year of ua and those workouts are at least an hour but most last longer.

⁀ ˳ ⟡ eijirou who is a pure hulking mass of muscle. he may have been relatively slimmer as a teenager, but he bulked up significantly due to training. he’s not the chiseled and vascular kind of muscular, though. he’s got a nice layer of fat over his muscles—thanks to his wife’s amazing meals that she spoils him with.

⁀ ˳ ⟡ eijirou whose wife cuts and dyes his hair because “everyone else messes it up.”

⁀ ˳ ⟡ eijirou whose wife cried when he shaved his happy trail. genuine tears—red faced and hiccuping and snotty. she had been utterly devastated. he has only trimmed it since.

⁀ ˳ ⟡ eijirou who has a habit of sneaking his calloused hands into his wife’s shirt when they’re cold to cup her breasts (with consent of course). they’re always so warm. he also holds them up if she tells him they hurt.

⁀ ˳ ⟡ eijirou who never rushes his wife. he always waits until just before she’s done getting ready to get ready so she doesn’t feel rushed by him being ready.

⁀ ˳ ⟡ eijirou who learned how to apply press on nails and paint nails with designs just for her.

⁀ ˳ ⟡ eijirou who knows his wife is always sneaking pictures, but he never utters a word about it. why ruin her fun?

⁀ ˳ ⟡ eijirou who drinks only fruity drinks. this man hates beer and typical “man” drinks. he does love a good tequila sunrise or margarita, though.

⁀ ˳ ⟡ eijirou who sends his wife bicep pics and flexing videos daily.

⁀ ˳ ⟡ eijirou who lays on the couch with her doughy thighs around his head often. if he’s not laid between her thighs, she’s laying on top of him, his hands rubbing her back or resting on her rear.

⁀ ˳ ⟡ eijirou who brings his wife home treats almost daily; boba, coffee, matcha, mochi, smoothies, milkshakes, popsicles. he returns with a snack, and one for himself, that they can enjoy together.

⁀ ˳ ⟡ eijirou who never yells. their arguments are rare, but he never yells at her. his voice gets firm, that’s the worst of it. even if she’s screaming and crying, he won’t ever yell back. he lets her have her space and goes to apologize after she’s calmed down.

⁀ ˳ ⟡ eijirou who doesn’t ever go to bed angry. being a hero, he fears for his life even when away from work. he will never sleep angry. he tells her nightly how much he loves her, holding her close and kissing her sweetly in case he doesn’t have the chance again tomorrow.

⁀ ˳ ⟡ eijirou who cried on their first date, who cried at each dance, who cried when he proposed, and who cried several times at their wedding. he has never been afraid to cry around her, especially not when they’re tears of pure love and happiness.

⁀ ˳ ⟡ eijirou who has one tattoo. her name in cursive in his collar bone.