LB the Magnificent

People are always writing fanfiction about how it’s abusive for tom to hit jerry with the big mallet and jerey has mallet PTSD and gets a restraining order out on tom and starts going to a domestic violence survivors support group. stuff like this. Sometimes I like it but sometimes it irks me.

the novelty of having pets really does never wear off i’ve had my cat for ten years and i still look at him strolling around like can you believe this. a cat. is everyone seeing this. he’s alive he has bones and all. unbelievable

when an npc in a sneak games goes “What was that” babygirl dont worry about it 

human ears are such bullshitttttt i cant even emote with these. whats the fucking point if i cant swivel my ears in ur direction or like perk them up when i hear something interesting or point them all back when something scary happens. whats even the point

i love deleting my own posts #Mysecret

"the fandom is dying" no it's not. i'm here

so this ones resonating huh

ok everyone time to start laying eggs

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time to start laying eggs, frightening ghoul

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