3rd octave piccolo

google search how to interact with other human beings in a way that another human being might consider normal or even acceptable

in space no one can hear you moan like a girl

Ground control here, we can hear you just fine

“i thought i’d weird you out” you weirded me in, twin

As a poly unit the legal next-of-kin/childcare/inheritance situation is a very real problem.

back in the 90s when we were living in a buddhist community in a house in a uk city (and still cosplaying a cis man), the council sent someone round on a survey and they had to classify households, and they had absolutely no clue how to classify eight men living in a shared house, some in shared bedrooms, shared house money and meals - so they had to put us down as a Family

If staff reformed the ban system to stop banning trans women and used the resulting good will to re-introduce pornography, this site would become a juggernaut. It would swallow Twitter whole.

staff hates trans women so much they'll sink this website over it

when you see a Good post, you can say "HEEHO" when the post is Bad, the post is "wawoo"

Wawoo

shut the fuck up 

the plot chickens (becomes scared of its own premise)