Quinnie

I’ve seen people pass around the “hold up, I’m googlin’ something” image but it cropped out the part where he was googling “how many guys can one guy take”

prayer to whichever dead catholic person is most appropriate: may I not have to run a whole week of surprise camps on crutches. in a knee brace.

Im agnostic raised liberal protestant, but absolutely the catholics got saints right. Sometimes your problem is so fucking specific you need Some Guy. If you're listening, Guy of Workers Who Have Strain Injuries,

what the dog doin

Some days I feel like I’m 29 feet away from a Japanese radish

the second radish is 29 feet away

this is legitimately the funniest post on this site

please i need him to die on 4th of july gaudy as fuck 'america 250' celebration that would be the funniest thing ever i wouldn't even bitch about the fireworks. i wouldn't even do that.

Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease, it would be absolutely magnificent, just let it melt him.

being nonbinary is sick as fuck but sometimes there is also the isolation

You know how we call things "pseudoscience"... the media analysis that's being done on twitter and tumblr should be pseudohumanities

talking about phm with my family and my mom is CONVINCED that there is a scene in the beginning, when he's puttering around the ship trying on clothes and stuff, where he jerks off. and I don't know how to explain to her just how strongly that that is not correct. I promise if there was a shot of ryland grace jerkin it, it would be plastered on my dashboard blasted into my eyeballs 24/7.

she says he's laying under a white blanket or sheet or something and his hands are down by his crotch and it's strongly implied he's jerking off. I've just skimmed through the first half an hour of the movie and have no idea what she could even have misconstrued as this. am I having an aneurysm.

when she said this I went and scrubbed through the opening and sent her THESE EXACT IMAGES because they were as close as I could find and she said no. genuinely not a blue's clue what she's on about.

i love poison omelette

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got some kick to it i tell you what

REGRET TO INFORM YOU YOUR SON HAS DIED FROM TRENCH FOOT LOL HE SERVED WITH COURAGE AND HONOR LOL PLEASE ACCEPT OUR DEEPEST CONDOLENCES LOL

tumblr humor used on non tumblr users either falls flat or is the funniest shit in the world

the other day a cat kept running in front of me as i was walking (as cats do) and i said "goddammit she keeps trying to commit insurance fraud" and my coworker laughed really hard

You can support imprisoned people by sending them letters of support and money to use for the commisary and phone calls. Being in prison is expensive. Don't write anything that would get them in trouble. Prisoners' mail is read by guards.