Froq

you’re laughing. i told you a joke and you’re laughing. i love you

they're a problematic character TO YOU. they're problematic to me as well but I'm being weird and horny about it so it's different

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

Context for anyone who is wondering: Lamine Yamal's parents won an UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot in which Barça players posed with kids, and 5 month old Lamine happened to get 20yo Messi. Which is like. Literally insane

"mwahahaha" could be an evil laugh but it could also be "mwah ahaha" like someone kissing you and then laughing joyously because they love you

You're full of shit, Hawaiians are just able to levitate coconut milk.

do you ever think about dead versions of yourself that are fossilized in someone else's mind

i see that this one kind of fucked everyone up

When I was training to be a paramedic, we had one student ask the instructor what to do in the event of a marijuana overdose. The instructor said "Tell him to take two twinkies and call you in the morning."