Absolute Disaster Zone

don’t ask chatgpt I can lie to you for free

when you find a friends oc hot thats literally it for you. they practically own your soul. youve entered a fail state in which they can put on a sockpuppet and do a silly voice and make you swoon like youve locked eyes with a gorgeous fortysomething dyke at the bar

Enough fanfiction where a guy emotionally neglects his wife because he’s gay. We need more of guy emotionally neglects his wife and then emotionally neglects his boyfriend because he sucks

i think it's funny when a character is almost exclusively referred to by their last name by other people and this carries over into their internal monologue when someone writes from their pov. not even on a first name basis with herself

torture the character some more. put her in her worst nightmare and don't let her out

“june is over so now it’s gay wrath month” blah blah reminder that july is disability pride month and is often ignored and disregarded!! funnel that wrath into advocating for your disabled peers and amplifying their voices

jesus was kinda danganronpa executed since he was a carpenter who was nailed to a board

im going to explode in the kiln

I have no time for these joke’s im a priest

barber surgeon says I have a priest infection