Bacchanalian edgelord

Given their warrior name after introducing the clans to the concept of a keg stand

To their RiverClan fellows, Crappietail had a pretty standard name-- their tabby pattern was like that of the great river fish, and they were skilled at using their sleek tail to signal to others in battle or steer their movement in the water. To anyone who spoke English rather than meowing, cats should really learn to wipe.

"Is there something you wanted to share with the class, Sallyleg? Is there something amusing about Garpaw's new warrior name?" "Pshhh... no... I guess I've just snrk got a case of the Mondays!" "What's a Monday"

I can see a Cometkit being born during a special astrological event that makes the medicine cats lose their minds. I wonder what clan cats think about, like, Haley's Comet.

New fanclan location unlocked: marlboro-owned farmland

i love clangen

Strong as fuck ice mummy?

First time i typed that, the S key on my keyboard wasn't listening. so it said elf-chosen. legolas came to my clan and called me a weepy loser

Exactly! This is also the root of my theory that Ashfur of ShadowClan and Ashfur of ThunderClan didn't actually have the same name from the cats' point of view. One of them was named for the tree

This is the kind of name they would have given to a joke character in the first book and then had to justify with a Super Edition fifteen years later.

Thought Tumblr would appreciate this artwork I saw at the flea market today

Nipplewort as a prefix: Valid. Nipplewart as a name: between your parent naming you Nipple and your leader naming you Wart I think you should consider becoming a loner or something, clan life may not be your calling