#the audacity.

oh you're impressed that girls know so many Beatles songs???? the band that was very famously marketed to young women in the 60s??? the same band that is one of the most successful bands of all time BECAUSE of its predominantly women fan base????

anyways so my mama was telling me abt her day in church and that the pastor invited an old white woman he met at the post office and while she got up to give testimony she said and my mother quotes, "the blacks are good people" MIND YOU THIS IS A BLACK CHURCH IN THE SOUTH. AND U GONNA GET UP IN FRONT THE CONGREGATION AND CALL THEM THE BLACKS???? THE BLACKS. IN THE YEAR TWO THOUSAND TWENTY FIVE. THE BLACKS. AINT NO WAY.

that part actually made me wanna bite my fist in anger 😞 those ideas always pop up in my head when i’m ready to sleep

Five years ago, I was escorting a nuclear engineer out of Iran. Somebody shot out my tyres near Odessa. We lost control, went straight over a cliff. I pulled us out. But the Winter Soldier was there. I was covering my engineer so he shot him straight through me. Soviet slug. No rifling. Bye-bye, bikinis.

Joggers. Lethal.

Stellina: 😕

These guys. THESE GAY- I MEAN GUYS