Space Opera Enthusiast

i can understand the trials but were the tribulations really necessary

many women are excited to get old and weird, but i have great news that it's fully possible to become weird now, before you get old. just imagine the heights of weirdness you will be able to reach in fifty years if you get started now. that's what I think

i think the scientology speedrunners should start visiting the hospital mitch mcconnell is supposed to be in. i think it would be enriching for them

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

entry-level job with a 23k salary asking me to write a minimum 2,500-word essay where i extravagantly praise The Company and express dewy-eyed admiration for their Glorious Mission Statement. i hope king arthur returns and slices every hiring manager to ribbons with his big sword

there’s still time to figure out who you are and to find yourself. it’s okay to be confused right now or not fully confident in who you are as a person.

To my 25 - 35 year olds, you've reached the age where people around you are starting to give up on themselves because they think it's too late. Don't let that energy rub off on you. It's not too late.

you don't understand the only way to keep children safe is to isolate them from everyone except the people who are statistically most likely to abuse them

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

'i cant believe shes 50 shes still so beautiful' 'she hasnt aged one day past 30' 'how is she STILL gorgeous??' you people are so weak. how about aging is hot and signs of age are sexy and shes getting more attractive every year. how about that