Crestfallen Loverboy

i cant say what im thinking here. email me

yall aren’t gonna believe this

(Getting swindled by a genie) it’s like talking to a fucking tumblr user with you

the genie: how dare you say I'm fucking a tumblr user

sorry about not replying I think I’ve gone missing

you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender

Diane, clear my schedule. I’m attempting a recipe that says “prep time: 15 minutes.”

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

not me though. im girl with tanktop

liar we saw you in the vents last week

they should make a type of mutual who lives close to you and enjoy taking walks together