Crestfallen Loverboy

Im sorry I didn’t reply to your message for three weeks. I did not forget about it infact I thought about it regularly every day. It will happen again

johnny cash's little brother jimmy pennies is 3 inches tall and has a voice only dogs can hear

they're adding an extra three hours to the day that's just for kissing

trauma dumpling

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big fan of when voice actors have the free will to just say whatever they want in character voice and use it frequently so the fanbase get all these inexplicable clips of their favorite characters quoting memes. more voice actors should do this forever and ever.

eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀

People who try to copy historical writing styles don't say enough weird stuff in them. I'm listening to a 1909 story about a ghost car right now, and the narrator just said he honked the car horn a bunch of times, but the way he phrased it was "I wrought a wild concerto on the hooter".

Reblog to wreak a wild concerto on a hooter

recipes be like step one heat oil

step two dump it over the edge of the ramparts to discourage ladder based climbing

What are we even cooking

Enemies

Sprinkle with arrows