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i think everyone should stop getting married and having kids

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dreaminterlude

we’re never making it out of the labyrinth

oblivionloading

A bit warm, innit?

(Bonus topical post)

this image reminded me of the time my uncle told me that democrats want to keep people poor so that they'll get elected because poor people tend to vote democrat

#and we're canadian

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what i've been watching today

#Youtube

something stuck in my teeth. been trying to get it out w my tongue for the last 30 min. what should i do about it?

keep trying to get it out with tongue

use finger

give up

eat something else in hopes it comes dislodged

Remaining time: 18 hours 6 minutes

prettyyinpunk

#mytwuck

sixty-silver-wishes

sorry america but you’ve been really mean. and I don’t want to go to your birthday party in two days

#i need to remember to not go on the internet on the 4th #everything on the internet feels like its always about america and americans ALL the time #but on july 4th its somehow even worse #its even more inescapable than usual

stjohnstarling

You used to log onto the internet and find out it was peanut butter jelly time. Not any more.

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seizethegay420

#seriously...

truenoodle

heard the absolute worst lyrics blaring from some tinny speakers at the beach yesterday. allow me to share them with you:

There's a lot of reasons I ain't Jesus But the main one is that I ain't comin' back

truenoodle

after some searching this appears to be an extremely popular song by an extremely famous guy. idk what to say. these are some of the worst lyrics ive heard in my life. is this what the people want?

heard the absolute worst lyrics blaring from some tinny speakers at the beach yesterday. allow me to share them with you:

There's a lot of reasons I ain't Jesus But the main one is that I ain't comin' back

#this was a country song of course #and it was part of the chorus so i heard it multiple times #i laughed my ass off the first time #i mean jesus fucking christ

it's a real monday ass thursday today 😒

#it was canada day yesterday and i had the day off now i have to work...cry emoji

infertilityidol

my cat she hits me and yells at me

infertilityidol

#cyute

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