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tumblr glitched and now there’s just a guy in the void

daughter-of-prospero

Wile E. Coyote, two milliseconds before he lights a match only to reveal he's surrounded by flammable traps he himself has set and the whole website explodes

next holiday isnt until aug 3.... last one was July 1...why does it feel like there exists a vast expanse of suffering between these two dates?

#more importantly why do i feel like i havent had a day off in ages when it's been like 2 weeks. cry emoji.

omggg i need a day off soon. i'm going crazy and insane.

calllynx

The shape of love

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reinapepiada

shipping a consensual, safe & sane pairing all the while i'm shaking my head in disapproval so the audience knows i still love wildly toxic abusive fictional dynamics

embroiderycrafts

My experiments with food continue 😌 by Fantastic_Head_2350 on reddit.

rosecrystal

This amount of individualism is exactly whats gonna kill us all btw

ashintheairlikesnow

"Going a couple hours without eating a single kind of food? No thanks, I would rather kill a child" is such a wildly horrifying take to see MULTIPLE people proudly stating.

truenoodle

none of this is true btw. the idea of anaphylactic shock via airborne nut particles is an urban myth.

#not bothering to look the rest up but I’m pretty sure the entire story was fabricated whole cloth #it’s been circulating for ages #another reminder that we never needed ai for misinformation to flourish

HE!!!!!!

Please don’t kill

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poetrylesbian

good news everyone

getting a massive headache from this wildfire ash haze

wildfire smoke here is insane. it looks like the apocalypse out there and smells worse.

i may destroy and betray myself for late night nachos

freedrawing

Fruit cutouts, 2nd grade

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i love the city of toronto so much but i wish i could move far far away from my family. like i want to be on the other side of the country from them.

gloomsday

sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.

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