The True Noodle

identifying a maladaptive coping mechanism is so bitter sweet like that’s great now i know what i need to stop doing. but that’s literally my something

sometimes i'm like "I regret not having the college experience" then I come across a social media post like "my boyfriend still has the frat cooler a girl in college made him" and i'm now really grateful I was never in such a state of mind where I wanted to decorate a cooler for a guy in a fraternity. it's also possible I just have a lot of hate in my heart and wish suffering on more well adjusted individuals

i'm glad people could relate to this post Btw do you think i'm worth saving

Lmaoooo

let it be known that i touch grass frequently and I’m still like this.

if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart

sorry boss can't come in today i was on my way to work and then a gentle spring breeze kissed my cheek and reminded me it is a serious thing just to be alive on this fresh morning in this broken world