The True Noodle

they're meant to die by each other's sword why are they in a coffee shop

under my rule if you make a sandwich taller than the human mouth can open you will be killed. stop this madness

like why is this so common. we cannot unhinge our jaws like snakes. if you want to increase the amount of sandwich do so horizontally

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

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t’es woke toi 😦🫵 toi t’es un woke left😔🙄 tu supporte les trans pis les pronoms toi 🤨🏳️‍⚧️ veux-tu savoir mes pronoms? 🥱🔥 mes pronoms? 😳😤 que/bec. fran/çais. bar/be/que. go/habs/go.🍁🏒 bleu pis rose 💙🌹 toi c’est quoi tes pronoms? vas-y. dis moj tes pronoms?🧐😪 joe/bi/den? ru/paul? 🤭😒 j’vas prier pour toi 🫤🙏

almost 1 am and all i want to do is play skyrim... i need to bring the thieves guild back to glory even if it means. stepping on the poor to do it....by god i will get rich on the back of corruption so help me talos, dibella, etc.

i actually seriously lied. i don't like being mean in this game. i wish i could restore the thieves guild by like stealing from the rich and giving the money to the beggars... 😭 can't i be a moral khajit in this game...

need some female director to lock in and make a movie where a grotesquely ugly and disgusting and monstrous woman slasher killer butchers handsome men in humiliating and sexualized ways. and it CAN'T be because they are rapists or abusers or otherwise misogynistic okay, she has to do it because she's a fucked up pervert