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sorry boss can't come in today i was on my way to work and then a gentle spring breeze kissed my cheek and reminded me it is a serious thing just to be alive on this fresh morning in this broken world

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harsh-noise

bruzum

to-orrr

tomato

stupidpetface

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dirtshrines

Pozega-Slavonia, Croatia

grndgame

everyone is a bumbling reactionary idiot except me. and my mutuals. and presumably my followers because they follow me and adhere to my strictures.

yenthecat

My roundness in all its glory

#cheeks

the amount of energy i save from never hitting the shift key on tumblr...

girlmostlikely

If women could get men pregnant I’d get as many knocked up as possible and have a trail of baby daddies. I’m not paying child support either. Fuck you I ain’t paying shit.

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sometimes i vote wrongly or erratically on polls just to screw with results

#my confession

xylophonetangerine

Guy who says “I’m contributing to traffic” instead of “I’m stuck in traffic”.

#going to start using this one

campmiasmas

buildanaltarwhereitswells

4 beers in at medieval times and your boy starts to get a little nonbinary with it wyd

buildanaltarwhereitswells

it's all making sense now....

#medieval times is like $80 + tax and on top of it 4 beers...? thats an expensive night out TBH

fairycosmos

how to stop needing or wanting anything for beginners

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mea culpa

nat-20s

You can replace [ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY] with [SCROLLING] but watch out. This sucks bad 👍

nat-20s

Some things about this post since getting quite a few notes:

1. If you see this post, highly recommend taking it as an opportunity to set a timer for 15 minutes and switch over to ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY. if after those 15 minutes, you want to go back to scrolling, that's okay!

2. Huge shout out to this popping up in my notifs often, bc I do go back to activity.

3. I think there are times where scrolling is fine. Right now, for example, I'm being connected to a machine for two hours to donate plasma and platelets. Yes this is a brag but it is also a time where scrolling is one of the few things I can do. (Though I will probably also read or watch something on phone lol)

wizard-council-bureaucrat

hmmm, this seems to be some kind of curse breaking spell… be free ye reader

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