#god..

having a Moment about a hockey player is so hard because your friends are going to image search this man and find the most haunting vitamin-deficient hard lighting nhl headshot of a different guy on the team and then to defend yourself you're going to open tumblr. of all sites. there is no ass huge enough to recover from that

i fucking adore wallace & gromit. but specifically gromit. wallace will repent for his sins in hell.

thinking about eddie diaz driving around los angeles in his big fuckass truck… he has one hand on the steering wheel and the other on top of his coffee cup because the lid is leaky and he has to protect his meticulously clean cup holder from any potential spills.. his air freshener has a hint of vanilla in it and there is dad rock playing through his speakers… he’s wearing sunglasses and saying sorry to his truck every single time he makes a sharp turn or a harsh stop… he loves that truck…