#mytwig

You think high school biology is gonna make me cwy? That I'm bawlin' 'bout the grass that could've been?

Look around ya, Al! I've been thriving this whole time

I've got a leaf, I've got a wreath, and all I'm gonna do is DIIIIIIG! *corny ass laugh*

You're in my jar with my twig in my dirt where I dig

And worse, you're at my mercy, forced to watch me dig a hole

You've been jarred up, you're leaf's fried, your dirt patch has run dry

At last your ass is trapped, I'd laugh at how you're now so small

Don't you forget, you're on my twig

You can try to squirm and struggle but you'll still be on a sprig, don't you forget!

You're so obsessed with me! I knew you'd need me here to be

Your unwilling specimen while you study entomology

You're huffing dirt if you think I won't leave this jar a ruler

I'm just like you except I'm hotter and my twig is cooler!

So I'll keep your bug ass alive to-

To prove you aren't a loser?

DO you ever shut up?

Don't you FORGEEEET you're someone's PEEEET! You're still being fed leaves in a jar--!

So cute you think I care! *corny ass laugh, again*

Now I'm the master, and you're my bottomest bug

No more Al the high and mighty now you're trapped in a jug

Though the leaf litter's gone dead you know the twig must grow on