Sill ♢

Howdy! its me! clover! if you dont vote tenna! i'll be pretty sad! and i dont think that you want that!

pavlov's gun, markov's dog, and a chekhov chain

keep voting tenna

FOMO = fear of making out

i need exposure therapy.

@noobettes-little-box

oh wow i should help you right away then

true!!!! :3

light rail doors open, automated voice says in her politely neutral tone "just kidding" and the doors close before anyone can get in and the train speeds back up

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

Now a functionally suicidal character saying “I will live for you”. Now that’s a dynamic I can sink my teeth into.

now how about a functionally suicidal character saying "I will sell hot dogs for you"

Hotdog vender lays down their life to protect their suicidal partner, who then takes over the hotdog stand to carry on their memory...

It's like talking to a 2010 Old Spice commercial with you people

FOMO = fear of making out

i need exposure therapy.

@noobettes-little-box

(goverment voice) we need to protect the children from pornography so our plan is to remove their eyes so they would never see something so traumatic. if you are against removing children's eyes you are basically a pedophile

It is not enough to get into a comfy sleeping position- one must go through several and spin like a rotisserie chicken to arrive at the position you started with.