Jipii :D

i really like this thing where websites will have separate "log in" & "sign up" buttons and if you click "log in" it takes you to a sign-up screen anyway so you have to click "i already have an account" and then it will ask if you want to sign in with your facebook account or with instagram or linkedin or deviantart or whatever, and if you choose "username & password" it asks if you want to put in your username or use your thumbprint, and once you put your username & password it emails you a confirmation code, and once you put in the code it says "do you want to give us your phone number for future sign-ins? do you want to sign up for facial recognition? do you want to give us your bones? give us your fucking bones?

tumblr version of "you sir have won the internet. have an updoot"

man come on

so with my deepened voice and somewhat redistributed fat, people in the wild are now occasionally mistaking me for a trans lady (because I'm 6'2), which leads to them being randomly hostile and rude for no reason, or over the top nice for no reason (if they're woke and trying to be an ally). thank you to the woman who let me bring 14 pairs of pants into the fitting room even though the limit was 8. if you are ever in peril, whistle, and the transgenders will come.

The cleanomorph

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