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i really genuinely wish I could hit chatgpt with my bare fists and hear its pityful electronic voice fade into glitched robotic gibberish and choking beeps as I hit it before I smash it for good and it shuts the fuck up forever

why are so many people wondering if I'm horny for chatgpt. it's like the most unfuckable robot ever created heeell NO

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

this is like the literary equivalent of video game companies trying to trademark individual game mechanics, ain't it

i've made a few 'be alert'-type posts when staff decides to go on particularly aggravated bans of trans women, but that aggravated state is now the norm. as such, i CANNOT EMPHASIZE ENOUGH just how fucking important it is that you muster up the courage to DM that cute tgirl mutual of yours and ask for her discord. YOU WILL REGRET IT IF YOU DON'T, TRUST ME. Make sure there is never a long-lost mutual that makes you wonder what could've been if you had reached out to her.

crawls out of my hole that resembles the grave but isnt. #myholethatresemblesthegravebutisnt

mohammed desperately wants to raise the funds to evacuate his most medically vulnerable family members when rafah crossing reopens (which will be seven days after the first phase of the ceasefire deal begins being implemented). please help if you can. their extended family members outside gaza are ready to coordinate evacuations with the travel agencies, but they don't have even close to enough funds for this yet!

wtf are borders anyway. like yeah u were born on this beautiful earth buuuuut 😊 u cant go here. or here either

there are so many Sherlock Holmes adaptations that are like don't worry! there's no watson here :-) and I'm like. why the fuck would I want no Watson. give me Watson back I MISS him(/her/them)

i really like this thing where websites will have separate "log in" & "sign up" buttons and if you click "log in" it takes you to a sign-up screen anyway so you have to click "i already have an account" and then it will ask if you want to sign in with your facebook account or with instagram or linkedin or deviantart or whatever, and if you choose "username & password" it asks if you want to put in your username or use your thumbprint, and once you put your username & password it emails you a confirmation code, and once you put in the code it says "do you want to give us your phone number for future sign-ins? do you want to sign up for facial recognition? do you want to give us your bones? give us your fucking bones?

having a job is very weird bcos by and large your coworkers will be a variety of ages and you will not all be at the same stage of life. your coworker will be like, well I’m off home to spend time with my husband & child, what are you going to do with your evening? and you’re like, well, I plan on playing Rollercoaster Tycoon for as much as it as possible

And you are older than them

how do i say "horror novels these days are too woke" without sounding like a right winger. what i mean is: this one is about a woman serial killer who kills Bad Men, that one is about ~anticapitalist activists~, this one is ~queer~, that one is about *spins wheel* someone dealing with the ghosts of their immigrant roots, all of them are about intergenerational traumaaaaa. okay. cool. but is it good though. is it fucking scary

something something, losing the ability to convey horror through abstraction, through metaphor, through symbolism, through allegory, through raw unexamined un-psychiatrized feeling. if the real horror is.... dun dun dun! the patriarchy then i just feel preached to. don't use fiction as a vehicle for Saying Something About Society. write with total vulnerability and then see what it says. it will be probably be far more interesting and horrifying than what if the monster was uhh my mom's abuse or whatever. this brand of new horror writers are all so terrified of actually disclosing anything about themselves. it's like if an instagram infographic performance was a mediocre contemporary novel

One of the most joyful moments of 2024 during a Pride Parade in Portugal.