Fiber Witch

I need popcorn and hot chocolate and some god damn pain relief pls and thank

am i getting better looking or am i just loving myself more

Yessss, it is very handy especially in non-muslim countries

If you reblog this for no other reason, do it because it’ll piss off Pauline Hanson. And pissing off Pauline Hanson is reason enough to do anything.

Pissing off Pauline Hanson is my favourite pass time

This is actually a cool app! I had a customer come into my candy store and we discovered that certain flavors of the same brand of candy sticks were okay to eat! It was really handy for them to be able to scan it rather than rely on the ingredient list, which could be flawed sometimes! 

oh, so when other people go outside it’s “good for their health” and “highly recommended”, it’s only when i do it that it’s a “containment breach” and a “high-level threat to public safety and security”, huh?

hits different now

those “i don’t have 2020 vision” posts were right. i literally never could have told you this is how the year would go

I just used “oh ok” like 2 mins ago

I use oh okay and no problem about 50 times a day I feel like

an everyday cycle

“I understand” and “oh ok” 1234567times a day

don’t worry about it! oof

“no problem” and “oh ok”

Why are all my catchphrases in this post?

as much as i love myself some pining and yearning and repression, if the end result isn’t a happy ending and if the whole point isn’t love then i’m not interested, thanks

this is the plot to mama mia

im on mobile, can someone make one that adds “jews”

Cowards won’t reblog this version.

Good to know shitposting has been around since the inception of cinema

Throwback lol

I feel old lol

No really. How old is this. Rcause I have never seen this before today

early 2000s