Dildeaux

Hello bisexual community

Begin killing

#Please little bird

I love that the modern-day tumblr post equivalent of chain emails only requires me to reblog a relatively pleasant image instead of forward an email to a bunch of my friends and family members to quell my raging anxiety.

It’s a win win. I get a bit of hope, you get a cute birb photo

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

Gotta do it

I don’t care what news I get I just want this stupid potato dog on my dash

I’m convinced bc I reblogged this on Friday, got hired at a job I had a million interviews for, went on a first date that went well, and got kissed a billion times so like hell ya to the luck cat

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

I need this.

Reblogged last year, hoping it comes this year

Fingers crossed!

As someone who's worked newborn nurseries in my pediatrics unit, can confirm.

9/30/2025

#Please little bird

I love that the modern-day tumblr post equivalent of chain emails only requires me to reblog a relatively pleasant image instead of forward an email to a bunch of my friends and family members to quell my raging anxiety.

this just in: hyper independent control freak gets off on the idea of being completely helpless and at someone's mercy

Please universe let something super lesbian happen to me during pride month