down with cis

if loving you is cringe... then i dont wanna be based

fruit is so messy just straight up whore food

my job in the comune will be to fuck your mom

mine is to make love to yours. step your game up.

i just got promoted to giving your father earthshattering prostate orgasms

my father is a libertarian so nice try but he would never be “pro state”

"AITA? My (36M) girlfriend (22F)" YTA

Omg it's raining . To close or to not close the windows, that is the quastion

Well it's all coming in all over the place . But surely this downpour will not last long enough to sodden my furniture

By Talos this cant be happening

people will say “milfs ❤️” and then say “i fucking hate kids.” well, then milfs hate YOU!!!

my speech at the worker’s union rally

dont you just love environmental storytelling

Oh noooooooo