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While you were studying the blade, I was studying you. You're weak on your left side and your footwork could use improvement. Also I think I've fallen in love with you. Who said that.

I have a very impressive ability. I have the power to think about doing a task, and then not do it. the best part is I'm not even having fun, I feel bad the entire time

Fun ADHD hack is that you're allowed to just go to the library and reserve a study room for a couple of hours and make all your phone calls or whatever adult shit you need to do but can't because your house is for House Stuff and for some reason your brain has designated "phone calls for doctors and other such things" as School Adjacent and therefore refuses to do it in an insufficently academic environment. Like it's free. You can just do that.

The downside is the public library is also a very good place to play Pokemon Go...but if you are strong you can tell yourself once you're done with all your phone calls you can hang out and play games. It's a tough battle, but one you can win.

Much like a Pokémon Go raid

Blood test results are back. 0’s across the board, dry as a bone under the hood, they’re not sure what they’ve got in those vials but it recoils from light and lunges towards living tissue, which is all normal for girls these days.

lets take shelter under mama

no, i think its talking about the guy who tries to beat sonic hedgehog

Fourthly, I miss when I throw so watch out

Five, nothing wrong with me

Six geese-a-laying

you’re not alone, someone else is reading this post at the same time as you

judas was probably like "jesus has pulled off so many wacky things, he'll get out of this one lickity split, and i get three shiny coins out of it, too"

i need to cheer myself up im gonna try to draw a shrimp from memory

The youth are lost