Leah

im a girl in the same way there's a chapel in a hospital

he js a fat babby 🥹

You're so fucking right Rodimus Prime

they should invent a sleep schedule. any at all

if you're an artist of any craft always remember to sleep by putting all your weight on your hands and wrists, and don't forget to make the position as weird and awkward as possible to maximize the damage. sweet dreams

I'm going to fix everything in the next three hours everyone wish me luck. if i dont then probably ill dig a hole and lie down in it for a bit in the rain/sun/whatever outside looks like these days

the hole isnt even that bad

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

Waking up from a nap and still having a headache is so unfair. You were supposed to save me.

The derry girls would’ve killed pennywise with hammers I’ll tell you that much

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

You all just want me for my mediocre posts and my unremarkable penis

what they don't tell you about hadestown is that orpheus and eurydice are not the main characters. neither are persephone and hades. or hermes. or the fates. the main character is whoever in the band is playing the trombone because holy fuck

in cow world, green onions are cigarettes

im georging myself on her W bush

Watching any movie before 2000 reminds you that people in movies used to be hot but like in a normal way