Die By The Words

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

i know you said we ride at dawn but i’m not a morning person actually. can we ride after lunch

hate that I was understanding when I should’ve just been a cunt

just found out you can do more than one thing each day. i was just doing the one

I don't have time for tumblr discourse they're calling the very hungry caterpillar degenerate art over on twitter

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

sorry but if your bed isn’t against at least one wall you’re not valid

A single person’s bed is generally against 2 walls, a couple’s bed is generally against 1 wall, and people with 0 walls have no fear of the dark/unseen with direct access to their head, and therefore cannot be human.

ok the bed just out in the middle of the room is bad but have you considered: only the footboard end against a wall

no i hadn’t. why would you put that image into my head?

I’m at a loss for words

I’ve never seen this version of this post

Just remembered Belinda Chandra's ending and got mad all over again.

cop: great we have a motive, but we still need a description

The sooner you start, the sooner you'll be done with it and the sooner you can stop thinking about it. Go on, up you get, it won't be as bad as you think.

You won't want to do it later either. You might as well just do it now. Even if you don't finish it all, anything you manage to get done now is something you don't have to do later (when you still won't want to do it)

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life