"Carmilla. Carmilla. Want a brownie?"

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

im going to fix my entire life

When?

Like Um. later

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

This. This is the first time. The only time. That it was not an echo. It was not found. Oh god.

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

i really don’t have the time to be the way i am