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They were opened in AUGUST 2001. Oh my god. That's both hilarious and tragic.

this is a fucking futurama bit

I always forget that when est. Is on something like this it means established and not estimated

For the first time in my tenure on tumblr, it's "THAT'S A PHOTOGRAPH?" and not "THAT'S AN OIL PAINTING?"

Can you swap their heads ?

Oh hey it's ratslug

My favorite banned terms on this site are "suicide prevention" and "safe sex"

Fuck nasty and kill yourself inmediately after

i fucking love when halloween music is just surf rock with a ghoul laughing in the background

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

I have to reblog this every time because frankly this is absolutely genius prose

#ratatouille